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致命的大错


"Finished 8th in my high school graduating class of 10."


"Qualifications: No education or experience."


"I am relatively i。ntelligent, obedient and loyal a。s a puppy."


"My c。ompensation should be at least equal to my age."


"Reason。 f。or Leaving: It had to do wit。h the IRS, FBI and SEC."


"Fired bec。ause I fought for lower pay."


"Size of employer: Very tall, probably over 65" .


"Please disregard the enclosed resume-it is terribly out of date."


"Reason for Leaving: My boss said the end of the w。orld is near."


"Reason for Leaving: The owner gave new meaning to the word。 paranoia. I prefer to elaborate privately."


打字错误与语法错误


"Here are my qualifications for yo。u to overlook."


"Strengths: Ability to meet deadlines while maintaining composer."


"I am a rabid typist."


"Work Hi。story: Performe。d brain wave tests,1879-1981."


"After receivi。ng advice from several different angels, I have decided to


pursue a new line of work."


"Accounting cleric."


"As indicted, I have over five years of experience analyzing investments."


"Suspected to graduate earlynce analyzing investments。."


"Suspected to graduate early next year."


"Disposed of $2.5 billion in assets."


"Pro。ve。n ability to track down and correc。t er。ors."


"Accomplishments: Oversig。ht of en。tire department."


"Am a perfec。tionist and r。arely if if ever forget details."


"Accomplishments: Completed 11 years of high school."


不应有的幽默


"Note: Keep this resume on top of the stack. Use all others to heat your house."


"Assisted in daily preparation of large quantities of consumable items in a fast-paced setting." (Translation: Short-orde。r cook.)


"But wa。it...theres more. You get all this business knowledge plus a grasp of marketing that is second nature."


"I have an excellent track record, although I am not a horse."


"My fortune cookie said, Your next interview will result in a job-and I like your company in particular."


"Title: Another resume from the Profiles in Excellence series."


"Also Known As: Mr. Productivity, Mr. Clever, Mr.Fix-it."


"Trustworthy reference。s。 available upon request-if I give them a few b。ucks.。"


"Lets meet so you can ooh and ahh over my experience."




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